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A Teacher’s Parody!
(to the tune of “It’s a Small World)

 

I’m so glad I get to teach!
I’m so glad I get to teach!
I’m so glad I get to teach!
Let me tell you why…

 

I get up early and stay up late.
Grading papers is “OH SO GREAT!”
“Wash your hands!” “Tie your shoe!”
“Close your mouth when you chew!”
I’m so glad I get to teach!

 

I’m so glad I get to teach!
I’m so glad I get to teach!
I’m so glad I get to teach!
Let me tell you why…

 

If there’s one more meeting,
I’m gonna cry!
All this paperwork…
think I might just die!
Summertime’s coming soon,
then I’ll sleep until noon.
I’m so glad I get to teach!!!

 

I’m so glad I get to teach.
I’m so glad I get to teach.
I’m so glad I get to teach.
Let me tell you why!
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I make money…
so much of it!
I spend it all…
every LITTLE bit!
CRAYOLA… NOT ROSEART!
Elmer’s Glue has my heart!
I’m so glad I get to teach!!!!

 

I’m so glad I get to teach.
I’m so glad I get to teach.
I’m so glad I get to teach.
Let me tell you why!

 

Hormones raging,
it must be spring.
I dress up silly…
for homecoming.
Class will never be done,
All these bells end the fun!!!
I’m so glad I get to teach!!!!

 

I’m so glad I get to teach.
I’m so glad I get to teach.
I’m so glad I get to teach.
Let me tell you why!

 

I teach children…
the good, the bad.
I love them all…
even when I’m mad.
Cause the joy that they bring,
makes me STAND UP and sing….

 

I’M SO GLAD I GET TO TEACH!!!!!!!!